By Ariel Dynamite
Slate.com has a widget that generates sexting pseudonyms like Anthony Weiner’s “Carlos Danger.”
As you can see on the left, Congressman Frank Pallone’s alias, courtesy of the National Republican Senatorial Committee is Paco Risk.
Vin Gopal is Alfonso Smash. If you use Vin’s legal first name, Vinod, he’s Fabrico Jeopardy.
Governor Chris Christie is José Smash.
Newark Mayor Cory Booker is Gilberto Violence.
Brendan Tobin, aka Esteban Peril, said Barbara Buono’s Danger alias is Nada Chance, but the salon widget says it is Benito Dynamite.
Rush Holt is Fernando Sly, as is Andrew Lucas. Steve Lonegan is Antonio Covert. Alieta Eck is Pepe Risk.
Ira Spelvan is Aníbal Menace.
Greg Kelly is Alejandro Adventure.
Bob Menendez is Salvador Catastrophe
Jon Corzine is Efraín Badass.